Saturday, June 25, 2011

Do you speak English?

A: Do you speak English?
B: Yes
A: Name?
B: kbert
A: Sex?
B: 3 to 5 times a week.
A: No, I mean male/female?
B: Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
A: Holy cow!
B: Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
A: Oh dear,
B: No, deer runs too fast.

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